I have taken over this page for Kian so that I can offer for prosperity (21st) all the great things he says. And some of the things I have to say in response.
Cyndi
May 2011
All forms of breakfast is called Weetbix.
May 2011
- I have to slurp my milk - it gets my teeth to sparkle
- He has named his pirate Uncle Wayne and his other pirate is Uncle Graeme
- It took two youtube videos to prove to him that the milk that comes from cows is the actual milk that we drink.
Feb 2011
Straw - "smoothie stick"
Beside me - "next to behind me"
Straw - "smoothie stick"
Beside me - "next to behind me"
Dec 2010
Christmas stocking - Santa Boot
Water Pistol - Water poof
Almost any question now gets an answer of "Certainly". It is very cute and quite endearing.
Water Pistol - Water poof
Almost any question now gets an answer of "Certainly". It is very cute and quite endearing.
Daddy is called Daddykins
Mummy is still Mummy Darling
November 2010
All forms of breakfast is called Weetbix.
(runs outside butt-naked) "I AM LEGENDARY!"
OCT 2010
I'm Milan's grown up. I am bigger than her and I love her. I love her and look after her. That's what your grown ups do.
Mummy I want to be in your tummy again, then I'll be your little baby again and I'll have mummy milk again.Kian talking about Milan (9 months)
I'm Milan's grown up. I am bigger than her and I love her. I love her and look after her. That's what your grown ups do.
Kian talking to Little Miaow:
LM: miaow (it's one of those toys)
K: Yes, I know you want some cake.
LM: miaow
K:Ok you can be patient and get cake or moan and not get any. You choose.
LM: Miaow
K: Patient? Yes? No? Good choice! Now show me patience while I go get your cake.
Cyndi never thought she would EVER say "Kian, we don't drill babies!"
"I cant' eat it." "Why not?""It's sad, Mummy, the milk is scared.""Why is the milk scared?""The milk is scared of the chocolate bears!""What Chocolate Bears? You're eating weetbix.""They're invisible Mummy, you can't see them but the milk can""ohhhhkay then.""Mummy, please excuse me from the table, I'll eat my cereal when the bears leave!"
Cyndi would like to go to bed and wake up in a reality where fart jokes are not funny and neither of my boys EVER offer to fart on each other...