I love you like this much
Like a Pirate Ship and the TV
If you were richer, it'd make you cry
Because you have playdo and you are UncleRichard (richer)
If you are Richard (richer) I must be with ya
...You are my lovey and I must be with ya
If you are richard (richer) I'll still be with ya.
He thinks that richard and richer are the same words :P And he loves the song Forget You which is were the line "If I was richer, I'd still be with ya" comes from :)